Friday, November 19, 2010

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The most urgent political emergency programs

3ste programs, the country most needed needed: first

The "From today, having returned" program "


We need a reference to God in the guidelines of the municipal waste water companies CDU / CSU-governed municipalities, so that we can to - certainly essential urgent - Disposal of the textual inconsistencies of intra-European statutes back to the serious and adult BACK RETURN policy could.


second The "justification of the choice decision" program

We need a redesign of the socialist insignia as a red flag (this is the best multi-colored plaid and small, because then everyone can his political direction and shopkeepers niche ), Select a clenched fist (in a mohair glove, so you no longer doll scared of it must have, if it is all but stretched times) and a hard worker acting blue collar (it's missing here, just things like cell phone pocket, Zigarrenkipplade and promotional printing industry on the narrow back).
Thus, the paying consumer, pardon, then the voters much better reasoning why he and this time at the last minute again Gerhard Schröder carried over the finish line.


third The "freedom of choice-take-election" program

A decision to Mirwirdschlechtschreibreform before the start of the campaign. Otherwise we have to both the terrible Sight of stranded Greenpeace boats off the campaign headquarters of the party offices used, how to choose fish soup to rancid time of vote counting at the polls, where Japanese immigrants smiling dining, the ashen voter decisions are like double crosses or humorous asides to the bloody election documents (especially popular here the gills or the huge fin throw) as invalid.



3 About the liquids unabgeschafft consecrate the country from certain doom:

first
Failure of physical characteristics such as facial expressions and hairstyles before deciding to make a public official as to apply Chancellor (in), Pa (ä) bst (in) or Head (s) of the Federal Employment Agency. Chronic continuous and thus openly exhibited negativism radiating body parts such as cheeks, cheeks, eyelids (which we should often sing back in school) or noses should be kept out of the public image. That is sooo important to the psyche of the society (sometimes helps selbige the first person, even to the temporary balance their deficits).


second
The right driving on German highways, as well as in German domestic politics. (Feel free to Regier, Mr. Chancelor.)


third
The unspeakable "Play Prohibited" signs by Federal Environment Minister Juergen Trittin in public parks, which rob our course completely hyperactive, and undoubtedly highly intelligent young any chances of getting through the construction of test reactors for Haarpaltung (target energy by the radiation-free delivery of empty words) or the large-scale cultivation of genetically modified hemp (Out with the nutrients, with 100% pure THC) to rehabilitate, at European level in terms of Pisa last.

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